FIVE REASONS WHY I SHOULDN'T BE AN AUTHOR

I love it but here are a few reasons why I shouldn't be an author:

1. I am extremely impatient. I find it hard to wait for anything. I want it now!

2. I can't sit still. So sitting in a chair for hours on end should drive me bonkers.

3. I'm shy.

4. I am not good with compliments. 

5. I have three young children!

But then there are few reasons why it suits me well:

1. I work fast because I'm so impatient.

2. I have a bad back and forcing me to be still once in a while is good for me.

3. I'm shy. Writing brings me out of my shell (a little).

4. I expect criticism.

5. I have three young children, so working from home is perfect for me.